Jamestoffee - Beaver

Beaver

I’ve watched a million shows about you
Please excuse me when I stare
When you use your teeth to cut trees,
I post on snapchat so I can share, I see a beaver

Ch. With webbed hind feet
Beavers have poor eyesight
Beavers sleep in mornings
Cause beavers work through the night

Building dams ain’t easy
Blocking waterways
I paddle up close in my canoe
'Cause I’m hoping we can be friends someday, I see a beaver

Ch. With webbed hind feet
Beavers have poor eyesight
Beavers sleep in mornings
Cause beavers work through the night

Busy beaver, I get you
You never take time to play
I’d trade my arms if I could choose
For a broad flat tail any day, I see a beaver

Ch. With webbed hind feet
Beavers have poor eyesight
Beavers sleep in mornings
Cause beavers work through the night

Flowers spring up in springtime
Fireflies watch through night
I’m delighted when you shape the land
'Cause Mother Nature taught you right, I see a beaver

Ch. With webbed hind feet
Beavers have poor eyesight
Beavers sleep in mornings
Cause beavers work through the night

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You nailed the parody in every way! Great job! :beerbanger:

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Thanks for the encouragement, holster :smiley:

Ha ha ha!!!
A bit of coffee came out my nose at “beaveeeeers”!
You are a poet!

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Nice! LOL
Thanks for the listen, ManAbyss.

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Gotta love beavers! Very funny parody, certainly with the whacky choice of instrumentation just seems to fit. Again when I finally get round to judging the song, I don’t know how to interpret ‘radio ready’ in this case. If it was mixed and mastered as a ‘pefect’ modern day pop song it would probably completely spoil the effect. I don’t know if the not so accurate timing of the instruments is on purpose or not or if the whistling is supposed to be out of tune…but if it wasn’t I probably wouldn’t think the song worked. Mmmm… how to give a fair judgment, it’s going to be difficult :cold_sweat:

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Thanks for the listen, Aef :smiley:

That was a fun one! Nice job James. Bonus points for originality and well put together.

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Thanks for the listen and post, Mike!

This is the Weird Al take! All you needed was more accordion, dude.

It was a hoot, and I agree the real lyrics are what they are, not bad but not Stairway to Heaven or Stairway to Gilligan’s Island.

Very enjoyable! I’ll share it just because it is a one of a kind.

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Thanks, Steban!

Everything comes thru clearly on the iPad Pro.

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Thanks for the confirmation, Al.

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