"If you want a crappy speaker might as well get the real thing"
This should go into the Hall of Fame for logic and clarity. In fact, it could be the basis for a startup:
The best sounding crappy speakers you'll ever own. Here at CRAPPY, we know what you need: a crappy speaker that will show you how your mix will sound in 98.625% of the systems it will be played on, via the breathtaking, breakthrough CRAPOLIZER DSP. With one touch of a button, you can dial in presets such as 1.THUD: Bass flatulence that tickles 2.HEARTBURN: Low-mid buildup, adjustable from just audible to artery blocking 3. HONKYTONE: Emulates 1965 jukebox from Mickey Gilley's bar 4. ICEPICK: With this presets' stunning harshness you'll feel like you've been abusing your ears for 2 years in a Brooklyn hoopty within 30 seconds. As if that's not enough, we also thrown in Frozen Tweeter, Phase Screw, Ripped Cone, and Crossover Failure at no additional cost.
If you want a crappy speaker, get the REAL DEAL: CRAPPY.