Here is a tribute to @emma. Someone want to provide music? I was thinking to have a chorus similar to the style of “Penny” by Night Ranger. I can sing it, but I don’t think I have the talent to do it musical justice.
Verse 1
She’s a kiwi that knows what to do
You feel her in your heart down to your shoes
Emma my dear won’t you talk to me
I’m a mess without you, can’t you see?
Chorus
I’m a fool for your mysterious ways, Emma, Emma
You’re the guiding light in my life, Emma, Emma
Now you’ve got me in a nasty dilemma, Emma
EMMA!
Verse 2
I can’t see straight without your help today
I killed a man with my bear hands when you went away
Sold my first born for a plane ticket, it’s true
I want to blow my brains out without you
Pre-Chorus
Life’s a lonely fuckin’ mess without you
I’m gonna slit my wrists open it’s true
New Zealander for sure, fucking irrelevant
No you? I want to be trampled by an elephant!
Chorus 2
I just gotta call you on the phone Emma, Emma
I get so cold and I cry alone, Emma, Emma
I swallow rat poison and get an enema, Emema
EMMA!
Bridge
I’m lying on a road, buzzards picking at me
Intestines on the pavement, you cast a spell on me!
Now I’m alone, crying at home, or is it really?
I broke my funny bone trying a wheelie
Chorus 3
I’m a fool for your mysterious ways, Emma, Emma
I get stone cold and I cry alone, Emma, Emma
Come down with paranoid schizophrenia, Emmia
AAAAAAAHHH! EMMA!
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